11 Giant Pieces and Boxes of Candy You Can Actually Buy

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Sometimes the standard candy bars you find in your local convenience store just aren't enough. Here are some giant portions of candy for when you want to throw health concerns to the wind and really binge.

1. GUMMY BEAR; $150

Ever wish your gummy bears were big enough to cuddle? You could definitely wrap your arms around this ginormous gelatinous bear, which clocks in at 26 pounds and comes in four flavors: blue raspberry, green apple, orange, and red cherry. The stomach is hollow, so it can double as a bowl for even more candy. If you're looking for ideas on what to do with this mammoth snack (besides eat it), Andy Milonakis can help.

Find it: Vat19

2. GUMMY SNAKE; $150

At 8 feet long and 26 pounds, this gummy is enough to feed an entire party: It's technically over 450 servings!

Find it: Amazon, eBay

3. CHUPA CHUPS LOLLIPOP; $20

Did you know that Salvador Dalí designed the Chupa Chups logo? Like the artist's famous surrealist style, these giant Chupa Chups seem other-worldly. The 2-pound lollipops are 65 times larger than the usual Chupa Chups and come with an extra thick stick that makes you feel like candy royalty wielding a sugary scepter. The sucker has a whopping 2800 calories, so don't eat it all in one sitting (even kings have to worry about cavities).

Find it: Vat19

4. PEANUT BUTTER CUP; $40

There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's, but when it comes to this colossal 2-pound peanut butter cup, slow and steady wins the race. The website implies that you should slice it like a cake and share it with friends, but we won't judge if you decide to eat the whole thing.

Find it: Candy Warehouse

5. NERDS; $39

At first glance, this giant Nerds box seems impractical, but it's actually housing 36 smaller boxes inside. We recommend this strawberry/grape box for parties or psyching out Trick-or-Treaters.

Find it: Staples, It'Sugar

6. TOBLERONE BAR; $51 - $107

We know how painful it can be when someone asks for a piece of your precious Toblerone bar. Now you can finally have a bar big enough for you and maybe one freeloading friend. This enormous bar is 2.6 feet long and weighs almost 10 pounds. Each triangle is about 10-by-10 inches, so that's a full meal right there. Just like the smaller version, each bar has milk chocolate made from Swiss milk from the Alps, along with honey and almond nougat.

Find it: Amazon, eBay

7. HELLO KITTY PEZ; $18

Pez dispensers are cool, but they'd be way cooler if they were bigger than your head. This massive, 15-inch-tall Hello Kitty Pez dispenser is exactly the thing you need for intense sugar cravings. The 1.43 pound plastic structure pops out entire rolls of Pez instead of individual pieces like the pedestrian dispensers you're used to. It comes with six rolls of Pez to start, which you can pop right in.

Find it: Amazon

8. RICE KRISPIES TREATS; $16

Sure, you can make your own Rice Krispies Treats, but why bother when you can just buy an entire 32-ounce sheet for half the effort? Best of all, it comes in the classic blue wrapper like its smaller counterparts. If you decide to share (weird) you can cut it into about 30 to 40 reasonably sized squares.

Find it: Amazon

9. POP ROCKS; $15

This giant Pop Rocks box has a similar deal to the Nerds box. Instead of a container of loose Pop Rocks, you can find eight small bags in assorted flavors. Now you just need a big bottle of soda to wash down the exploding candy.

Find it: It'Sugar

10. SWEET TARTS; $23

This hefty tube of Sweet Tarts is great for more than just satisfying a sugar craving; use it to play a game of Wiffle ball, intimidate potential muggers, knight people in the name of your candy kingdom, and more. The 24-inch tube is filled with 1.5 pounds of individually wrapped Sweet Tarts, so you'll always have access to a snack when you're done with whatever you've decided to use your giant tube for.

Find it: It'Sugar

11. HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE BAR; $36

Bring this 5-pound bar of chocolate to a campfire and start making some substantial s'mores.

Find it: Amazon

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February 17, 2017 - 8:00am
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